I was digging through a drawer at my house a little while ago and I found my pug's old pedigree papers. In his little doggy portfolio I found his family tree. Some of the names were really ridiculous, my favorites being Squiggles Huntsmarsh and Lady Laverne of Terryville. So I started thinking about the snobby pugs I could see if my fat dog had a family reunion. Of course the obvious conclusion was a pug with a monocle.

Critiques are welcome and appreciated.